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Nov 28, 2012
"Can-openers are gadgets, aren't they?"
Nov 28, 2012

pontificate him?
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Nov 27, 2012
At my present age of 69, I would need a dumbphone which worked like a regular phone only with letters and numbers I could actually read with out the aid of glasses....Dilbert could make one, betcha....
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Nov 27, 2012
About traps. A few years ago, an IT VP asked me to talk about a project in an all-IT meeting and then turned around and formally complained to HR I divulged too much information.

I found out a few weeks later it was his usual method of telling someone to either pontificate him in public or suffer the consequences.
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Nov 27, 2012
The CEO does not know the products the company makes. That gives him plausible deniability.

Since he wants to get into the smart phone business (Even if Dilbert has already made the best smart phone). How about if someone gives him Wally s invention. The tazer phone.
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