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Dec 26, 2012
Try working for Walmart, you will never find anything even close to happiness there.
Dec 6, 2012
My office always has two coffee pots (and yes there's only a single machine).
One pot is for the "important" executives and their meetings.
The other is for the peons.
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Dec 6, 2012
It might take several pots of coffee for Alice to explain anything concerning happiness - keep in mind that caffeine is a primitive form of speed...
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Dec 6, 2012
Bravo Scott, you knocked this one out of the park.
Dec 6, 2012
RAICM: Redundant Array of Independent Coffee Machines
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