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Dec 10, 2012
After the merger, all employees will simply be required to re-apply for their own jobs, in order to guarantee "maximum efficiency." Personnel who are not selected will be assigned to the "mobility pool." http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-08-13/
 
 
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Dec 10, 2012
You can run a company with obvious duplication of roles, so the merger will not *cause* the layoffs - they'll just be "phase 2".
 
 
+59 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 10, 2012
it seems a laugh track is appropriate at each panel.
 
 
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Dec 10, 2012
Dilberts first choice is right: "Too incompetent to eliminate ..." Why? Nothing can beat Wally and his kind. Call it being incompetent or - inferior.
 
 
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Dec 10, 2012
Sounds like Mike Tomlin after the Chargers game.
 
 
 
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