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Dec 12, 2012
Ted and Asok are two peas in a pod. They are always "terminated" but they always return to the storyline.
Dec 11, 2012

Absolutely! Acknowledgment to Simon Travaglia's wonderful BOFH!
Dec 11, 2012
My company has just gotten rid of over 40 people. They timed it nicely so it happened on the run up to Christmas as to cause maximum disruption to the business... all in the name of 'streamlining'.
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Dec 11, 2012
I had a boss who brought in a box from home for me to use the day she fired me--and she grinned because she thought it was a thoughtful gesture! She was so inexperienced and incompetent, I had to tell her what to write and what not to write in the termination papers so I could get unemployment. In other words, I fired myself. When she walked me to the car, she told me she had never let anyone go before. I told her she did OK--I felt like I was dealing with a schoolgirl who just competed in her first spelling bee.
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Dec 11, 2012

Sounds like you're familiar with BOFH tactics...
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