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+19 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 30, 2012
I think you've handled the presidential material deftly, sir. Bravo.
 
 
+70 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 30, 2012
If Dogbert missed anything, it's the schmoozing and "networking" the CEO did to get to where he is. Possibly an important family connection as well.
 
 
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Dec 30, 2012
CEO: "How about my vision and my intuition?"

Your intuition? Your intuition got you paying dogbert in advance and you live to regret it. That's why dogbert rightly says that the only different between you and your gardener is your ridiculous luck.
 
 
+26 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 30, 2012
And that's why he had to be paid in advance...
 
 
+63 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 30, 2012
Dogbert is showing a strange attachment to the facts in writing the CEO's autobiography. Such creations are usually works of fiction where reality is just used as a point of departure to stimulate the author's imagination.
 
 
 
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