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Jan 1, 2013
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it.

Be sure to have a best of all possibles New Year.

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Jan 1, 2013
Third panel could have Dilbert say – I would quit this limp office job but my wife has a spending disorder and is having her third child to fill the nest her lack of purposeful living cannot.

Dogberts reponse stands.
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Jan 1, 2013
Better call Mordac and tell him you're optimistic he'll have the network fixed by tomorrow.
Jan 1, 2013
Woa! Is that grass radioactive?

Happy new year everybody!
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Jan 1, 2013

Forget Dogbert! Bring on Ratbert, Bob the Dinosaur, and the Garbageman!
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