Turning off that company phone is good. I knew a guy who was, I think, approaching Wallyâ€™s level of work avoidance. He collected dead AAA batteries to put in his company pager. The boss would page him and heâ€™d not respond. When the PHB complained about his lack of response, heâ€™d reply, â€œWell, hereâ€™s my pager. You look at it and tell me whatâ€™s wrong.â€ PHB would put new batteries in and test to make sure it was working. When the weekend came, the guy would slip in another set of dead batteries. PHB never caught on. This was the one guy they never could tap for weekend overtime.