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Jan 7, 2013
Marshmallow - sorry to the word police :D
Jan 7, 2013
Answer: Let's make that a side discussion after the meeting; PHB postmeeting - acts super-engaged with others and then darts out to 'use restroom'.

Oh, and 3rd panel - PHB is eating a huge marshmellow ;D
Jan 7, 2013
@Moorkhje - :-D I think those cover nearly all the bases. Some others the PHB might use:

"I did have one, but it was surgically removed"

"Yes, but taking LSD helped"

"That one was a joke - you couldn't see the smiley face I've got in my notes"
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Jan 5, 2013
This would be funnier if this hadn't actually happened to me.
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Jan 5, 2013
Why doesn't he just borrow one of the President's scripted Press Conferences?
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