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Apr 7, 2014
@RFX - Rhymes with prawn? Is it spawn, lawn, or fawn? Oh, pawn! pawn?
Maybe starts with P and it rhymes with scorn...what you get when you're caught looking at it. ;P
 
 
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Jan 14, 2013
And for those who don't know what the !$%* represents (I did my best to spell it out) - the word rhymes with prawn, and sounds like a piece on a chessboard. (The ones there are 16 of.)
 
 
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Jan 14, 2013
OK. For those who don't get it... [draws deep breath]... SOME people believe that most of those who use the internet and play computer games are creepy bearded guys - overweight, ponytails (like the guy who runs the comic shop in the Simpsons, say) who spend most of their hours looking at !$%* while eating potato chips and *blush* pleasuring themselves. And then reaching for the tissues.

How do I know this? Don't ask.
 
 
Jan 12, 2013
At least he said 'potato chips and tissues' and not 'Cheetos and tissues' :-P
 
 
Jan 12, 2013
At least he said 'potato chips and tissues' and not 'Cheetos and tissues' :-P
 
 
 
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