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Jan 17, 2013
Dilbert's just enjoying the return of feeling to his arm since yesterday.
 
 
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Jan 17, 2013
Engineers *usually* wish they had never met sales people, but not because of their clammy hands. A sales person generally stays well clear of engineers unless they have outrageously oversold something and need someone to rewrite the laws of physics.
 
 
Jan 17, 2013
It never pays to shake the hand of someone in sales... I've noticed that Dilbert has found joy in causing pain to his coworkers in every way possible. He's not going to let go of that hand until the guy is in tears and planning to jump off the building.
 
 
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Jan 17, 2013
I find your lack of a firm handshake disturbing.
 
 
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Jan 17, 2013
Sick, sick, sick... the third panel, that is.
 
 
 
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