Sort By:
+3 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 22, 2013
All you have to do is get older, and the turnip thing happens automatically - no effort required at all...
-5 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 22, 2013
@This is not twitter.
Jan 21, 2013
Same thing for Rembrandt.
Come to think of it, paintings are Intellectual Property, too.
+7 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 21, 2013
Exactly. We once had a mess uncovered in discovery, relating to a suite of patents in a major corporation, spanning multiple departments. Each department had added the names of engineers from other the departments to "honour" their cooperation. The lawyers from the other company had caught onto the smell, and man, we were scrambling to salvage however many we could from invalidation.
+30 Rank Up Rank Down
Jan 21, 2013
"An Undetectable Embezzlement and Money Laundering Scheme for CEOs"

Inventor: <CEO name here>


Darn! Dilbert forgot to add his name.
Get the new Dilbert app!