If you are not already, then you should be working with the TSA. Your profiling skills based on what a person looks like instead of what a person actually are admirable.
Is it just me or does this guy look like some crazy, unshorn axe murderer who lives alone in the woods?
Contrarians. I could have used this strip's advice today had I not been stuck in Heck. Otherwise known as "meetings." And yes, Phil the Prince of Inadequate Lighting was there. He was the guy who called for the meetings to be on the same day, one after the other.