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Jan 29, 2013
I saw an ad in the newpaper that showed a plain old desk, and a fancy executive desk. I was thinking it might sell better if the fancy one said "desk" and had a secretary sitting next to it waiting to take dictation, with the "executive desk" next to it, same picture, except with the secretary on her knees under the desk.

An old joke, true, but kind of goes with the "happy endings for dicks" thing.
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Jan 29, 2013
Sounds like Dilbert is feeling overstimulated and needs to calm down...
Jan 29, 2013
I still say that employees are happiest when they make a lot of money.
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Jan 29, 2013
Bag of organ meat draped over an electric fence?

I think I once payed $80 for that in a French restaurant.
Jan 29, 2013
I hope this is real because I have the same feeling.
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