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Jan 29, 2013
How could PHB understand what Dilert said?
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Jan 29, 2013
You job have meaning Dilbert. Is just that the meaning is not what you like,

Your purpose in life is to make as much money as possible for the CEO until you are not longer useful. Then 1 year before your retirement you will be fired and find out that your retirement account was being managed by Dogbert using Ebonian stocks as collateral.

So keep up the good work, the CEO needs you.
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Jan 29, 2013
I'm surprised the filter let the words "organ" and "meat" through.
Jan 29, 2013
dammit, the one time i want the swear filter to filter my post, it doesn't, thats !$%*!$
Jan 29, 2013
organ and meat are both pseudonyms for a dick
so does dilbert feel like a bag of dicks?
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