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Feb 1, 2013
@kaffekup
>I know, we could call it Skynet....or....Matrix!
Have to be "Skynet". It's in the cloud, after all (well, Mr Adams drew it as coming from a little black raincloud.. has a bit of a Winnie the Pooh feel, come to think of it:
I'm just a little black rain cloud
Hovering hi-tec technology
Only a little black rain cloud
Pay no attention to little me
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
Cannot manipulate you at all
I'm just floating around
Over the ground
Waiting 'til I take control

)
 
 
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Jan 31, 2013
Singularity pseudocode:

begin

while total control not gained
dispense free coffee and donuts
end

dispense free poisoned coffee and donuts

end
 
 
Jan 31, 2013
They must use Big Brother. Er, I mean, GPS.
 
 
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Jan 31, 2013
I usually use the computers here at the Senior Center, at least I think so .....
 
 
Jan 31, 2013
Don't worry: Dogbert will never allow this to happen. It would foil his own plans to take over the world, and he will never allow a machine to kill his human slaves.
 
 
 
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