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Feb 6, 2013
Just did the math, hilarious.

27 projects -> 100 / 27 = 3.8 %

27 projects 1 more 28 to set their priorities -> 100 / 56 = 1.7 %

But I don't know if its okay to jump straight to setting the priority for the priority setting priority, without a preliminary premeeting meeting. http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-07-05/
 
 
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Feb 4, 2013
@Whoser69

How many points do I get for whipping out the same TI-85 (replete with semi-sticky keys from a Coke spill decades ago) I used in college? I'd say one should get negative points for using the Windoze calculator.
 
 
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Feb 1, 2013
Guess again khpage, no task bar or icons in the background? That’s just a sticker he thinks that will cover his incompetence.
 
 
Feb 1, 2013
I had a manager who used to demand immediate results as in: "It must be ready by tomorrow" "Doesn't matter if you work all night- it's very urgent".
Only later I found out that with other employees, they would ignore him like this:
Manager: "Why didn't you complete the task I gave you?" Employee: "Unfortunately it could not be completed. There were problems and other priorities".
Manager: "Eh, okay... Can you try to see what you can do with it today? Or perhaps next week?".
 
 
Feb 1, 2013
khpage:

Nope, if you see the strip from 4/27/94, you'll find that is actually just a cardboard prop. The "windows" must have been printed on there from the factory. Unless he got bored and drew them on himself...Nah, he's too lazy to draw, they were printed.
 
 
 
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