There really should be a Dilbert training course for all inhabitants of the cubicle farm. I can think of SOOOOO many times when my sanity would have been saved (or at least what was left of it could have been preserved) if I had followed the directions Dilbert is giving....
Oh yeah, so often heard: "I know that's what I asked for but it's not what I want!" I just remind myself that a death-wish a day (without guilt) keeps the shrink away. And life goes on.
While you're here, have a really good time amusing yourself. Now there's a mission statement we can all get behind - especially if you were making children's toys - or does Dilbert's company do something else?