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Feb 8, 2013
I'm amazed by how Scott Adams churns these out day after day. Has anyone checked though - could he be just repeating stuff he did ten years ago thinking everyone will have forgot?
 
 
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Feb 8, 2013
I'm amazed by how Scott Adams churns these out day after day. Has anyone checked though - could he be just repeating stuff he did ten years ago thinking everyone will have forgot?
 
 
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Feb 8, 2013
Dilbert, the engineer judoka
 
 
Feb 8, 2013
"If you'd get it right, it's because you understood my brilliant vision. If it fails, it's because of your poor interpersonal skills."
 
 
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Feb 8, 2013
Faced with it's worst enemy the Engineer resorts to it's natural defenses. The PHB in a fit of confusion scowls and roars but is no match against the Engineer's wits. Unable to see clearly due to it's poor insight, the PHB in it's confusion thrashes about randomly, but it's normal practices of reorganizing the department and merging with other departments prove futile as the Engineer using it's technical prowess the PHB is left helpless, it's complete lack of knowledgeable information leaving it vulnerable, and without defense, against the Engineers lethal sarcasm and formidable schadenfreude,

Next time on National Geographic, the dangerous Chrome Domed CEO faces off against the formidable female Engineer and her feared fist of Death.
 
 
 
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