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Feb 16, 2013
In the corporate world, an expert is someone who travels more than 50 miles to give advice (that the employees typically have probably already suggested).
 
 
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Feb 16, 2013
The "values" of most interest to employees are those of their pay packets. Try "empowering" your staff with some nice bonuses.
 
 
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Feb 16, 2013
Any time you see a corporate executive using air quotes, that's code for **** this ****.
 
 
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Feb 16, 2013
Experts. They always ask these experts ... What if the CEO's were the experts? What are these "experts" really doing?
 
 
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Feb 16, 2013
My favorite value is "5".
 
 
 
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