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+31
Feb 19, 2013
This new software will only be temporarily required to use as it is was mandated by the company insurance provider.As soon as the company can say it implemented these work place saftey measures *and get a premium discount for doing so* they will insist the software be remove as it is slowing down workflows.
C-level doinks all get bonuses for *steering the ship well through the iceflows*
-2
Feb 19, 2013
When I was a SLC I called it 'every idiot that should have shut up and rebooted'.
+90
Feb 19, 2013
I think we're running that same software in my office. But around here, we just call it the phone.
-9
Feb 19, 2013
Create an array of multiple sets of the software, task-sharing and running time-staggered, each set buffered under a central time-management module.The software will now run continuously and seamlessly for the user.
This frees the user from continuous interruption, so the PHB may keep his job thereof.
+28
Feb 19, 2013
LMAO Love the punchline. The software interrupting you every 5 minutes replaces the CLUELESS boss who interrupts you every 5 minutes. This would also replace a lot of Executives who in a crunch decide they each want their own personal update every 5 minutes.
