Create an array of multiple sets of the software, task-sharing and running time-staggered, each set buffered under a central time-management module.
The software will now run continuously and seamlessly for the user.
This frees the user from continuous interruption, so the PHB may keep his job thereof.
LMAO Love the punchline. The software interrupting you every 5 minutes replaces the CLUELESS boss who interrupts you every 5 minutes. This would also replace a lot of Executives who in a crunch decide they each want their own personal update every 5 minutes.