If Dilbert gets it right, a computer foul-up will send him to the Bahamas for an extended period. Then the PHB will send Wally to go find him with the same results. As they say in computerland: "garbage in, vacation out"....
@hihosteverino,
Your comment made me chuckle, so I feel compelled to respond. I vote EL-BONE-ee-yah. I am interested to see what other readers think as well as yourself.
I have the same question about "Elbonia" that I had with Don Martin's "Fonebone." Was it "PHONE-bone" or "FUNNY-bone" or even "FUNNY-bunny"? Is it "ELBOW-nee-ya" or "EL-BONE-ee-yah"?