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Mar 27, 2013
Earlier dictionary definitions of "drone": 1. A male bee, especially a honeybee, that is characteristically stingless, performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
2. An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
Why is the sky full of Wallys?
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Mar 27, 2013
How many times have you heard a boss say that? Don't take this personally, but....
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Mar 27, 2013
In an effort to save money, the PHB bought the "trojan robot" from the company's competition, with the result we see here. Actions and Attitudes have Consequences - that is the most difficult lesson for anyone to learn - in the PHB's case however, hmmmm....suspect that later on Wally and Dilbert will get together and fall down laughing at the state of the PHB...
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Mar 27, 2013
vote 1ratbert:

Wallybot drops coffee
Warranty, flowing water
Death to PHB "

- 6, 7, 6: almost a nice little 'fixed form' Haiku, but a perfect 'free form' haiku.
i love poetry with my morning coffee.
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Mar 27, 2013
lack of personal responsibility leads to personal response insanity...
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