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Apr 15, 2013
Did everyone notice that the pumpkin apparently fell off the stump? That seems to confirm current analyses that their "pumpkins" are still too big to be carried long-range by their "stumps"...at least for now....
Apr 15, 2013
Hey scrumpy...ease off. Scott's getting a little giddy, winning the Masters and all this week-end (I didn't even know he was Australian), and besides, he might not even be talking about you-know-who.

After all, I have seen their Peerless Leader's significant other, and she certainly didn't look like the one in the strip.
Apr 15, 2013
"Is a precious little pumpkin!"
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Apr 15, 2013
These comments are even less funny than the unfunny strip itself... if that's even possible. Who knew the lack of humour was a transferrable personality trait between illustrator and audience?
Apr 15, 2013
Good related information: corn (maize) and pumpkins grow in Elbonia.
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