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Apr 17, 2013
The habitual liar lies when his lips move; Dogbert lies when his tail wags.
 
 
Apr 17, 2013
Dogbert as a financial advisor said my #1 Dilbert line ever. When asked why he charges 1% of assets under management, he says...

"These index funds aren't going to pick themselves, you know."
 
 
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Apr 17, 2013
@kennethctaylor

" I can't imagine Dogbert would over-estimate PHB's intelligence like this. I mean, would PHB *really* actually evaluate the fund performance??"

Dogbert typically goes for style points because it makes his tail wag. His behavior is comparable to a cat batting around a half-dead mouse.
 
 
Apr 17, 2013
I can't imagine Dogbert would over-estimate PHB's intelligence like this. I mean, would PHB *really* actually evaluate the fund performance?? Come on, of course not!! Just turn him upside down and shake the money out of his pockets!!
 
 
Apr 17, 2013
Fancy suit, PHB!
 
 
 
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