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Apr 28, 2013
Good speech. Except we don't use the word "punished". The correct word to use there is "incentivized".
 
 
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Apr 28, 2013
Engineers are treated this way because they don't know management speak.
The word is not 'bonus', it's 'bone-us'.
 
 
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Apr 28, 2013
Engineers are treated this way because they don't know management speak.
The word is not 'bonus', it's 'bone-us'.
 
 
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Apr 28, 2013
My bonus is based on making sure you don't get a bonus. Your job is to make sure I get my bonus. Sounds like IBM.
 
 
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Apr 28, 2013
And this is my life... Scott, I don't know how you do it, but spot-on every time!
 
 
 
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