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May 1, 2013
Oh, I thought maybe this was some sort of Wizard of Oz anniversary.
May 1, 2013
PHB is losing it - F*ck research - most facts are made up on the spot anyways
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May 1, 2013
The PHB should outsource the "research" to the Elbonians...
May 1, 2013
Deep and chasm-atic is more like it. Deep, empty, an abyss.
May 1, 2013
The ol' Style vs Substance dilemma.

Option 1
Step A: Invest $10 million in research.
Step B: Hope for a revolutionary breaktrough.

Option 2
Step A: Spend $1 million and have Morgan Freeman do the voice-over of your product demo.
Step B: Use remaining $9 million for executive bonuses.

"PHB, I know Morgan Freeman. I've watched a lot of Morgan Freeman movies. You, PHB, are no Morgan Freeman."
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