Dilbert actually wants to do the project - Wally wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Give the project to the Elbonians and you could claim for the next ten years that it was still "in process".
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Amen! I had one of those while I was an intern during college. Luckily one of the people who knew what they were doing took me under his wing. I thank the gods of all things electronic they did.
Uh-oh. Better not let my own boss see this strip or he'll know why I ask for his opinions.
The 'What Not To Do' theory often worked for me. I had one or two managers I could ALWAYS count on getting it wrong. Doing the opposite really did work.