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May 10, 2013
Wally doens't know how to make coffee - it's the only reason he comes to work
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May 6, 2013

Heck, that's MY dream job!

But then, I am confronted with daily reminders that, after 16 years at my job, I am turning into our department's version of Wally.
May 6, 2013
Reminds me of the scene in 'Mister Roberts' when James Cagney sees Jack Lemon for the first time. 'How long have you been on board?''Eighteen months', replies Lemon. Cagney's incredulity as he replies 'EIGHTEEN MONTHS?' is hilarious.
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May 6, 2013
The Zen of Wally - he's there, but he's not there - what genius...
May 6, 2013
This, of course, is a version of Milton from Office Space where they kept moving him farther and farther away, except of course, he should have been laid off, but due to a glitch wasn't, so they finally just stopped paying him. PHB could do the same, except it would probably require Bob & Bob to explain it to him.
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