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May 6, 2013
Sounds like Wally's dream job.

On second thought. No free coffee at home. Never mind.
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May 6, 2013

"Welcome to Anybody's 24-hour Helpline
"Your call is extremely valuable to us. Please stay on the line so one of our certified Anybody representatives can assist you shortly. [musical tones follow for an indefinite length of time]"
May 6, 2013
Reminds me of the poor intern my company took on for four months. The boss was insistent he get the position, then didn't want to get involved when no one felt like fitting the guy into a department.
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May 6, 2013
Hello? Hello? Anybody? Hello?
For four years.
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