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May 11, 2013
@khpage
W C Fields would have said, "Tomorrow, maybe. I have already had my dinner."
 
 
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May 11, 2013
@khpage
I've been accused of carrying twins to term for the past 15 years!
 
 
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May 10, 2013
I think the CEO is on to something. Or is he just on something and too selfish to share?
 
 
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May 10, 2013
If the maternity leave cancellation works out well, I see executive-level bonuses all around!
 
 
May 10, 2013
Solution to the *ickhead Exec: Take one box of All-Bran, one quart of milk, pour both into a blender, mix until it's a very fine slurry, and pour into *ickhead Exec's ear. WARNING: The contents that pour out are highly concentrated and will require a massive amount of space to accommodate.
 
 
 
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