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May 13, 2013

After Wally tests the collar for a few weeks, he'll introduce the improved product for another round of field testing.
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May 13, 2013
The PHB should be grateful it wasn't a jock strap...
May 13, 2013
Wally, you're everything I aspire to be.
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May 13, 2013
Halmyre - I love the idea, but I already do something like this. When walking, I carry a "tornado" whistle(about twice as loud as a referees whistle), and I have a small compressed air horn that fits in a pocket(or mounts on the handle bars) when bicycling. Sweet thing about the air horn - I made it using some stainless steel piping and a schrader air nipple(i can recharge it for free) like the ones on car wheels. The horn is just pulled from a standard store bought marine air horn. I'm working on making a more compact horn now.
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May 13, 2013
Put an Apple logo on it, and all the execuitives will beg to be collared.
Given Apples current white computers, it would give new meaning to white collar worker.
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