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May 23, 2013
What some people can do for money?

Scott: The # 1 most deadly food ad on your website is really yuk...have some class sir
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May 23, 2013
The following is absolutely true!

Yesterday, I had a meeting in a public building. As I approached the elevator down a long hall, I saw what appeared to be a woman and her mother standing, staring forlornly at the elevator. They just stood there, looking unhappy. The button wasn't lit, so I knew they hadn't pushed it. I walked up, pushed the button, the door opened, and they jumped in right on my heels.

I couldn't tell you if either of them had a PhD. But, yes, some people really ARE that "challenged," especially when in an unfamiliar environment.
May 23, 2013
This reminds me of a guy I worked with from Poland who had a Polish PHD in IT... he could barely operate a computer...


How do we know he isn't in management? we only know he was hired!


Never seen those cop shows of the burglars/muggers that get stuck in shops/banks/etc because they keep pushing the door when it is a pull open door?
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May 23, 2013
I work with a lot of Ph.D's, this is pretty much spot on.
May 23, 2013
rstoddart, shouldn't that be
BS =
MS =
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