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May 28, 2013
Alice knows Dilbert's sarcastic mouth so never bothers to ask his opinion of her engineering
work. If she had, Dilbert would have had a extended medical leave Asok should indeed worry.
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May 28, 2013
Good one, Scott, but cant help thinking the dialogue should have been switched after Asoks first line; that Asok should have asked whats the worst that could happen, Dilbert saying Alice would rip arms off, etc. Asok is supposed to be the naive one, not Dilbert.
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May 28, 2013
Asok is an optimist.
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May 28, 2013
Dilbert's advice is rhetorical in nature. By posing the worst possible scenario, Asok has answered his own question. Engineers are so literal!
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May 28, 2013
Simple solution: Asok should have PHB express his concerns to Alice at their next meeting. Then PHB would be the one getting the beating which could result in killing 2 birds with one stone so to speak.
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