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May 28, 2013
That punchline came out of left field because Asok never asked Dilbert for advice.
 
 
May 28, 2013
Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

She might give those arms to a needy transplant recipient.
 
 
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May 28, 2013
I agree with comparativelitmajor. Dilbert asks a question, not gives advice.
 
 
May 28, 2013
If you agree with her, she'll either
a) be so over-confident that it will boost her ego
b) not believe you since something has to be wrong... back to arm ripping scenario

if you don't agree with her, she'll either
a) accept that there are issues and look to resolve
b) blame you for being a bad verifier who has bad opinions and... back to arm ripping scenario

While that looks like a 50:50 chance of surviving, not all of those options have equal likeliness... I'd agree with her since the chances of surviving by agreeing or giving a made-up/good opinion are higher.
 
 
May 28, 2013
There seems to be a panel missing between 2 and 3. What was Dilbert's advice to Asok?
 
 
 
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