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Jun 11, 2013
The secret to success is to know when when it's safe to steer your boss off a cliff. Enthusiastically support his worst ideas with plenty of documentation that he can take personal credit for without bothering to read. Then enjoy the fireworks as he squats and dumps the whole mess on his boss's desk. Cost overrun and budget trashing are above my pay grade so how could I know it was wrong without being properly instructed and given stuff to sign to prove that.
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Jun 11, 2013
Wally, on the other hand, ignores everything and does nothing. He may outlast the PHB - the genius Zen of Wally....
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Jun 11, 2013
Asok's body looks like a pencil and his head is an eraser.
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Jun 11, 2013
One of the symptoms associated with the "infected bladder" must be thick skin. PHB sits through this like a sage.
Jun 11, 2013
Only a boss would come up with this secret to success.
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