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Jun 16, 2013
Japanese proverb: "Lying is expedient."
 
 
-24 Rank Up Rank Down
Jun 16, 2013
Bleh - noone really lies in the CV - companies fire you on the spot if they find out you have fake Diploma (opposite only happens in TV show The Suits)
 
 
Jun 16, 2013
Murphy's law of job interviews determines that the higher your skills are, the more likely you will be interviewed by someone clueless and get rejected. So it's always a good idea to put some basic info in your CV, like "In every workplace I was always recognized as the best project manager".
After all, you can't always guarantee that Dilbert will be the interviewer.
 
 
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Jun 16, 2013
Better make that offer a good one -- the IRS, DOJ, NSA, and State Department want him, too.
 
 
+102 Rank Up Rank Down
Jun 16, 2013
After a couple of years, Dilbert will be reporting to him as he will be on the fast track to being a manager!
 
 
 
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