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Jun 17, 2013
SO from now on whenever something out of the ordinary happens, like Alice being nice or PHB saying something meaningful, we can just chalk it up to a glitch in the program...
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Jun 17, 2013
It gets really messy when you combine it with xkcd.com/1223/

What if we are not a simulation, but a game. Anyone know a cheat code that hasn't been patched?
Jun 17, 2013
I'm sure I'm in a simulation but I sure wish Trinity would show up soon in her tight leather uniform and help me bust out of this level.
Jun 17, 2013
So, if I understand this correctly...
There's a higher alien civilization that created Epsilon 9 as a computer simulation.
The Epsilon 9 civilization created Earth as a computer simulation.
People on Earth create their own computer simulations.

So the supreme alien civilization is watching the Epsilon 9 civilization watch the Earth civilization, as we sit at our computers and play Sid Meir's Civilization.

In conclusion, the supreme universal alien civilization is actually losers watching reality TV stars who watch reality TV?

Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Jun 17, 2013
@BritTim - really ? - Syria ?
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