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Jun 19, 2013

Ever see "The Truman Show"? Well, little do you know, but you're the new star!
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Jun 19, 2013
First, not-paying-attention-in-high-school strategy is paying off. Now, active-non-listening class is paying off. What's next?
Jun 19, 2013
Rubbish? That reminds me, housekeeping called in sick, I need you to pick up all the trash today.
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Jun 19, 2013
Sounds like a job interview question that I got at <Pick your mega company> and now I know why their products are garbage. They meet all their deadlines.
Jun 19, 2013
I have often wondered if Scott Adams is secretly watching my life, and perhaps his Dilbert strip is a running commentary....
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