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Jun 19, 2013
I quit a job a few weeks ago because I was in the same situation that Dilbert is in here.
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Jun 19, 2013
I cannot believe how appropriate this strip is today.
Nail. On. The. Head.
Jun 19, 2013
Competence attracts work and being useless rejects work. For details see Wally.
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Jun 19, 2013
Wize: Are you Steve Ballmer with the throwing chairs ability? :P
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Jun 19, 2013
Typical conversation with the boss at our weekly meetings
Boss: How long will it take to finish off the project?
Me: one week.
Boss: *talking as he writes* Finished Wednesday 26th

Following day, boss stops me.
Boss: Can you look at this urgently. It should take a day or two.

The next weekly meeting
Boss: So, have you finished that project? You said it would be done by now.
Its always a tough call when deciding to either reason with him or beat him to death with a chair.
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