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Jun 24, 2013
Of course bullies (and "victims") hate you when you don't play along. That the only way to beat them.
 
 
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Jun 23, 2013
It's because they are bullies, and bullies feel powerful when they put someone in a no-win situation. I worked for two women who loved to play ping-pong with me. I would ask #1 a question, and she would say to ask #2 (who really had more power). Then #2 would say that wasn't her area, ask #1. After I'd worked there four days, I realized this was their way of bullying employees and annoying each other, so as much as possible I removed myself from the game. But I couldn't entirely do that, and they hated me when I did.
 
 
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Jun 23, 2013
Don't worry about Carol- she has new improved Homer's jury duty glasses- so good that its not apparent when she's wearing them and eye plugs to block out all the nonsense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvqVylRw_kc
 
 
Jun 23, 2013
Quick Carol! Kill them both while they're distracted!
 
 
Jun 23, 2013
Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice.
 
 
 
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