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Jul 8, 2013
Mathematician pick-up line:

There are 300 million people in the US, 50.1% women & 49.9% men. So mathematically, 600K women won't find a mate. Don't I look a little better now?
Jul 5, 2013
Well, it's good to know that those Borg nanoprobes weren't wasted after all. (Izzat you, Locutus?)
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Jul 5, 2013
The punchline came a little early.
Jul 4, 2013
In the year 2525,
If man is still alive
If woman can survive, They may find...

Anyone else remember Zagar and Evans?
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Jul 4, 2013
At @ CharlieTuba -
Flying cars are not necessary.. The Jetsons shall always remain with us..
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