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Jul 6, 2013
This is an emergency. The coffee maker will not work without electricity.
What incentive does Wally have to show up? PHB will need to activate the WDNW plan and bring back free beer friday.
 
 
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Jul 6, 2013
Better yet, lock the CEO in the building, and then have a nice catered lunch in the parking garage before waving to him and leaving early....
 
 
Jul 6, 2013
I remember being called back into work (by my psycho boss) in early evening because a batch job I was responsible for abended (abnormal end). Only when I got there it hadn't. The job was one I was second responsible. And the first responsible was there working on it. My PB said, 'If the section chief comes in it will look better if you're here too'.
At least it was time-and-a-half for me, but she was clearly out of her mind (I could, and have, told you stories).
 
 
Jul 6, 2013
Actually they are better off just sitting at their desks.
PHB might have booked a "friendship and collaboration" workshop with the HR department.
There is nothing quite like making drawings and building silly models from pencils while trying to fake enthusiasm.
 
 
Jul 6, 2013
A planned IQ outage too, whether in office or out, either way grounds enough to sack them...
 
 
 
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