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Jul 12, 2013
I would have prefered the answer "Conceptually, your project meetings offer no value to my big ideas"
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Jul 12, 2013
This one was OK, Scott, right up until Wallys response. Cant help thinking a better response would have been some utterly useless, maybe even destructive, idea which would have nonetheless allowed Wally to keep claiming he was doing the conceptualist job.
Jul 12, 2013
Wally can speak and drink coffee at the same time. He would make a great ventriloquist.
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Jul 12, 2013
If Wally attends all her meetings, that tells a great deal about her project.

We can assume that is one without a clear deadline, with an asigned long term budget and with little to no importance to the company. Otherwise Wally woudn't be there.

Unless of course PHP hates her guts and the way to say it was to lend Wally to her.
Jul 12, 2013
2 words: System Overload
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