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Jul 21, 2013
Please use protection - rubber is a good insulator from electrocution.
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Jul 21, 2013
Probably she just wanted a hug, but Dilbert can't speak women.

Dilbert could use a quantum robot girlfriend. A girlfriend that is in multiple states at the same time.
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Jul 21, 2013
Hmm, female flesh or a fembot. Hmm!
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Jul 21, 2013
Note that there is also no mother-in-law to worry about. When are they getting married?
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Jul 21, 2013
Dilbert just pointed out the punch line. Modern girls are exactly like this. But when something bad happens men is needed. For instance when such "modern" supergirl get divorced with two children because her husband can't stand this behavior. What is bad for those girls is that the following boy usually finds out what is she like and the drama goes on. She's no more well paid, once she has problems everywhere she gets. For her children this may become really awkward. Women should think more and party less... And of course love their boys. Because this is how should mankind work.
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