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Jul 29, 2013
Wally has demonstrated a propensity for action. Ask for forgiveness, not permission. You have to break a few eggs to make mayonnaise. True CEO material, Catbert.
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Jul 29, 2013
Anyway, it's only a plastic baby. Whereas the cash is real. Prioritize!!!
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Jul 29, 2013
I agree with Richmhan, one must make sure his priorities are right. Coffee first, money second, a baby can always be replaced. A CEO has to be able to make these very difficult judgement calls all the time.
Jul 29, 2013
If Wally does management the way he does (not) everything else, people might actually start getting some work done.
Jul 29, 2013
Wally is asked to do three things almost simultaneously. Weasel is hiding behind money and baby. To punch it he must first grab the money (left hand). Weasel drops baby. Wally can punch it (right hand) without risking hitting baby. Two out of three ain't bad, is it?
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