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Jul 30, 2013
This is clearly a fantasy strip; Cone Head CEO's have private elevators to whisk them to the executive suite without contact with the unwashed masses.
Jul 30, 2013
The CEO is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "think with your gut".
Jul 30, 2013
WOW. I really didn't say anything all THAT bad. But I will still let the comment stand on its own merit.
Jul 30, 2013
Intestines in your !$%*!$%*!$% for brains?
Jul 30, 2013
If somehow Wally's intestines end up in his skull, the massive amounts of coffee he keeps in his intestines would form a chain reaction with the coffee reservoir in his brain. The end result will be his head not looking like a CEO head, but actually his head will form into a fat version of the PHB head. Look at those little hairs near his ears. Are those *gasp* Pointy hairs in the making?

The CEO is obviously trying to force the poor guy into middle management.
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