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Aug 5, 2013
"Don't ask him any questions. He hates questions."

Makes me wonder... Why?
 
 
+27 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 5, 2013
Well this is normal, CEOs live in such remote and foreign planet that us, mere mortals, can only survive through their benevolent magnificence. They must filter the air we breathe just like they must filter all information and reward.
Actually it is because they are living in such a bubble that they seems so out of touch, they are actually victims of their exalted positions. We should pity them. I propose starting an appreciation group, for all of us, that toil for the greatness of our CEO , who are making 10 Million and more, while we are worried about our next rent payment.
 
 
+15 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 5, 2013
So THAT was my mistake. The last time I met a CEO, almost our entire conversation was "Good morning. How are you?"
 
 
+19 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 5, 2013
Wally, please, let this CEO breathe your word.
 
 
 
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