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Aug 5, 2013
Do you reuse toilet paper?
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Aug 5, 2013
They could all get on their knees and bow down and start chanting - that should produce an interesting result if nothing else. Just think of the gossip afterwards....
Aug 5, 2013
As to the actual content:
Exhales from which end?

As to the pickers of nit:
Make millions in your own field, then you too can take a short-cut, if that's what it is. Because Brock is correct. If you don't move, and sure as heck fire don't make eye contact, the creature may feel neglected and go away. I don't call my ex supervisor a psycho just for the fun of it, you know.
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Aug 5, 2013
Richmahn's comment wasn't received negatively due to blind sycophantic fans protecting their god, it was received negatively because it was accurately perceived as a complaint: "The artwork is all recycled yet he still makes big money and life's not fair and why don't I have a girlfriend when my mom says I'm good looking?"
Aug 5, 2013
I find the fact that no one but the PHB moves from the one panel to the other to be realistic. In my dealings with past PHBs I found that if I stood very still -- like dealing with the T.Rex in Jurassic Park -- they forgot that I was present and wandered off in search of other prey.
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