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Aug 15, 2013
Reminds me of an older strip where Catbert asks Wally for a blood test. "Not doing enough work is the same as stealing from the company. So we're going to test you. If you're healthy, that means you're not doing enough work. Thief."
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Aug 15, 2013
Dilbert should've learned already...

Aug 15, 2013
Evil HR only has *two* screens to monitor employees? Luddites, I tell you!
Aug 15, 2013
I'm pretty sure that Apple already has this very app. I've seen the bracelets in their store.
Aug 15, 2013

Like most people you (and the pinheads that gave you thumbs up) have no idea what slavery actually is, otherwise you wouldn't be tossing the word "slave" around.
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